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Family Values Stuff
Posted by #31 Craig Buchanan at 11-01-1998 12:00 AM
Hmm...since Ben was kind enough to let me do the newz despite Cheez`s urge to handle it, I guess I gotta do it right then. Well, the concert rocked out very well to all the homeys, despite the infuriating 4 out of 12 song performance givin by
Rammstein. I was up in the front of the pit with Cary, Joe, Carol, Cody, Krad, Jesse, Jeremy, Judy, Katie, Cheezus, and
Liz. It was very hot and oh so badass to be that close. But then it`s a damn shame it didn`t last! Oh well, I wasn`t too
pissed cause I, like many of us, had already experienced the art that is Rammstein in concert. I got bit by this one guy
tryin to start shit with me and this other guy kissed my forehead after hittin me with his elbow. It was quite the fine night
for this Cracka! Too bad I didn`t get to stomp people near the guy dressed up like Cartman. I really wanted a piece of
him. Maggie claims to have gotten her bra signed (nice job!) and Alec adds " Family values was dissappionting, they kicked rammstien off stage for what... a thong? that's bs. KoRn wasn't that good either, but maybe i was just to tired form limp bizkit to fully enjoy it. I elbowed that cartman dude squarely in the face though." Oh, how I envy her. However I thought KoRn was oh so fabulous, but maby that`s just because I was more famiar with there songs this time around, but hey, everyone`s a critic.
After concert shiznit:
After the show, as we were making our way on 355 to take Katie home, Jesse, the smart guy that he is, didn`t come to a
complete stop at a flashing red light (oh my, what a sinner). He calmly stated "Oh well, it`s just like running a stop sign."
Little did he know that this was going to bite him in the ass. He was telling us about how his dad would drive at night in
California and turn off the headlights to make the ride more exciting. Unfortunately, he accidently demonstrated this by hitting the wrong switch as a
cop car was in pursuit of us for not stopping at the red light. The cop interpreted this as an attempt on our part to "escape
detection", as if turning off the headlights would make us appear invisible. When we finally stopped by the side of the
road (after being trailed by 3 cop cars), the cop accused us of not stopping after being chased for quite a distance
(probably because we had no idea they were there do to lack of visibility behind us). The guy asked us 4 times if we had
anything to drink (in case we`d suddenly change our minds and answer "yes" for the heck of it) and was wondering
where we were going with 2 "young ladies" in the back seat (in case we were going to respond "well sir, we`re going to
take them out to an abandoned barn and hack them up, oh , but don`t mention it to them"). They had us all get out of the
car and searched us and the car. I must tell you it was pretty damn cold last night. I think the guy that searched me
enjoyed his work a bit too much. Did he really believe I could hide a weapon on my nipple? He seemed to think so, cause
he probed mine a bit too well. But hey, I`d rather not talk about that, bad memories. I was quite furious during the whole
process, these guys were treating us like we were a bunch of morons.They were a bunch of stereotyping, paranoid
motha-fucka`s. I`d like for all members of The Cult to join me in stating "Damn the man and all his vile henchman"! They
took away our Rammstein and I think they may have even stole some of my donut holes! Bastards! However the fight is
not yet over, as Jesse and I intend to take this to court, hopefully the cop won`t show up, otherwise he will have to face
us as we show him that we`re not a bunch of morons just because we are young. For more info, read a book.No replies.
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