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Cult Animal Policies
Posted by #43 Will Miller at 11-30-1998 12:00 AM
Rudolph Got Fucked!
Alright Cary, well you seem to have forgotton to meantion what happened after your journey back into the 60's... On the way over to Kait's house from Ben's, Cary noticed a house with four reindeer covered with christmas lights. A few hours later, Gerson, Cary and I went to this house and moved the two larger reindeer closer and then put one on top of the other. It was a beautiful site to drive past and see the reindeer fucking... I'm sure everyone in the neighborhood appreciated it too. The next night, the deer weren't turned on at all, so we couldn't do it again.
In other animal policy, Kenneth purchased the Taco Bell dog toy on Saturday night. Originally, it said "Viva Gorditas" when you sqeezed the dog. After the dog stopped talking when Dave hit it from Ben's hands, Kenneth put on his black jacket and gloves and took a long silver knife from the drawer. Kenneth tore the dog to pieces in anger... it was pretty ugly. Its cotton entrails were scattered all over the kitchen floor, the skin was turned inside out and the eyes were removed. I think Kenneth plans to do the same thing to every Taco Bell doll, and I'd stay away from him. He's still bitter from driving all the way back to Ohio with only his CB radio to comfort him at 2AM.
Lastly, THE CULT has considered ordering printed merchandise, such as bumper stickers, business cards or clear window stickers. There should be a survey about this topic sometime soon, or you could submit your opinions. No replies.
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