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Fred Durst, the Root of All Evil
Posted by #43 Will Miller at 12-03-1998 12:00 AM
As THE CULT should be...
Alright, normally I wouldn't write about this, because it's both stupid of me and not very interesting to those who weren't there... Anyways, it's a normal Wednesday night, South Park at Kait's house. Tonight featured two rounds of NES Track and Field's Olympics - it's amazing how much fun the stupid Power Pad can be. Joe Backer showed his true talent this evening, defeating everyone twice in the Olympics. Of course, he started playing this game in third grade... When it was time to leave, Krad said something like, "let's pump the Limp Bizkit". We jumped in the car and there were numerous headlights at the end of the driveway, from Jesse, Katie, Craig and Joe AND a guy in a GMC truck, which looks very much like Craig's Jimmy at night with headlights on. I wanted to get up the driveway to tell Craig that he was a bitch for winning the long jump before he left, so went up the driveway assuming the headlights were only people coming from Kait's house. I blame my next action on Fred Durst, the root of all evil, but a nice guy in person. After pulling out of the driveway with Limp Bizkit blasting, I stuck my head out the window and yelled "You wanna play that game bitch??" at that nice GMC truck. When I realized that it wasn't Craig, I got a little bit of "jesus christ you fucking asshole, etc, etc" It was a truly "entertaining" experience. I urge all of you who have never experienced being bitched out by someone slightly older than your parents to go out and be an asshole too.* Tell them Fred Durst sent you. As if bitching me out wasn't enough, this guy drove past me, and as I left, drove full speed in reverse towards Jeremy and Jesse to scare them. I've made the conclusion that nothing good can happen while driving Krad home.
Oh yeah, and for those of you who HAVEN'T seen the "Star Wars: Episode One" preview, it's now available for download (24MB), courtesy of Craig. It's definitely worth the download.
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