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MK Sucks
Posted by #16 Kenneth Gary at 02-08-1999 6:41 PM
Let us take a moment to point and laugh at Kenneth...
I had to go to MKRK and spend 3 hours registering for classes yesterday too, some of you other MK people might get a kick outta this - #4 b0b
Hello all, I thought you guys would enjoy a good laugh at my expense.
As everyone knows, I am going to MK for Spring semester because
of the emotional trauma I suffered at Oberlin this Fall.
I was supposed to go full time at MK and work Full time at ACS
in Rockville, answering phones for 1-800-USA-NAVY, but I'm obviously
not allowed to learn and make money at the same time. Classes start
on Monday and I got a call yesterday saying that one of my night classes
was cancelled. They wouldn't tell me which one was cancelled, so I
thought to myself, hmm...I'm either fucked, really fucked, or
unbelievably fucked. I had to pay my brother $20 to cover for me at Penn
Auto while I went to MK to get my schedule fixed. After standing in line
for three hours, I finally got out of there with my revised schedule that
has me taking Philosophy on M,W,& F, leaving me no chance to work at ACS
because everything there is done in shifts. So I had to resign (yeah...
resign from a telephone position) from ACS so I could take the damn classes
at MK, all because I was afraid of being gang raped by a bunch of queers at
Oberlin. On top of that, the last day I was at ACS the computers went down.
We had to take everything down by hand and I had this guy that called up and
kept answering "Yis ma'am" to all of the prompted questions I asked. Let us
take a moment to laugh at me in my pitiable state. The next thing you know,
I'll be back at DHS "lernin'". Who knows,maybe I'll even develop an obscene
limp and get a custodial job. That's what a college education is good for. No replies.
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