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College life is good
Posted by #1 Cary C at 02-08-1999 6:41 PM
Doonan almost dies...
Well, quite an interesting night I had last night. Let me start by setting the story line. On Wednesday I invited Doonan, Jerry, Joe, Carol and of course Alex to come visit me here at college, the upside being that Doonan is of course 21. So before arriving here they stopped and picked up a bottle of avalanche, 2 bottles of Mad dog, Smirnoff Citrus twist, and some kind of Rum.
Well upon arriving the alcohol started flowing, between the hours of 7 and 9 i watched Doonan down a half a bottle of Avalanche, (about 30 shots or so). Joe happily drank his Mad Dog, then tried to play Ben and Kenneth in some Action quake, only to find that his coordination and typing skills were both horribly thrown off. So soon Jerry took over for Joe, finding that the game is more addicting than Crack, he continued to play throughout the night, ending the game at around 1:00am.
But before all this could happen we had to struggle to keep Doonan alive. At first (meaning when he was concious) he was chewing at the floor, the bed, the metal in the bathroom, and yes even Alexs knee. Now it was about 9 and Carol had to call her house and have some one pretend to be Alexs dad so they could get away with sneaking up here. So we got my good friend Steve to do it. It didnt work. Carols mom wanted to talk to Alexs mom and at about that point the money we put in the pay phone expired. So we went back to take care of Doonan. Soon after we had calmed him down and taken away his alcohol he went to sleep. We thought good he needs rest, but then he started convulsing so Joe went to help him (this was pointless cause Joe was drunk too but oh well) Joe rolled Doonan on his side and then Doonan threw up all over Joe, so we woke him up and aimed him in the bathroom. He couldnt talk much, but he was able to write my name in cursive in the air using his finger. So he had to be kind of conscious. Jerry suggested 911 but I figured he would be ok as long as he kept puking. Makes you kind of wonder when he took time to breathe but oh well.
Anyway, after Doonan had puked out all his insides on my bathroom floor, he dozed of to sleep again, this is where the clean up process began. Basically we used water, tilex and air freshener to clean my whole room. After cleaning everything Carol and Alex came back in the room. Seeing that Doonan was ok and we could finally take a piss and go to sleep we all did just that. The next morning under the skill full advice of Steve we woke up at 8 thinking breakfast was at 8:30-9ish. If i forget remind me to hit him. We finally got breakfast at 10:30 and because me and Jerry ate 2 ham and cheeze omlettes the guy making them instantly accused us of "smoking some good ganja."
After breakfast we went to Towson town center where i found a patch that says, yes it really says this.... "Cult Leader" So of course i bought it. And now im back at my dorm and everyone else in on their way home to get caught lying and get grounded forever. i love college. « replies »
College life is good
Post #5368 by #4 b0b at 02-08-1999 6:41 PM
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I can attest to the fact that joe was quite drunk, I IM'ed him last night and he could barely type.
In related college newz..
Post #5371 by #4 b0b at 02-08-1999 6:41 PM
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I think about all of us got into the honors program at UMCP who applied (me, ben, krad, cheez). Ben and I applied to room together like an hour after we got the acceptance letter so we will probably have a badass dorm. Woo. I wouldnt doubt that krad and cheez also room together, maybe we'll get the same residence hall. THE CULT will own UMCP.
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