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HFS Snowjob
Posted by #43 Will Miller at 03-02-1999 10:37 PM
The snowjob kicked ass. First of all, we were skipping school, so that makes pretty much anything you do fun. (If you'd actually prefer going to school than skipping, please contact me - i'll help find you a nice doctor) Anyways, b0b came around and got me at like 8AM, after meeting up with Joe, Jerry, Cary and Alex. Next we got K-rad, then Cary robbed his bank since he was low on cash.
When we got there, we all picked up our rental snowboards - Jerry was kind enough to be my stepdad/guardian, although in the end they didn't care since there were too many people under 18. Still, it was nice to piss off the girl next to me by calling Jerry "dad".
Snowboarding kicked ass - we did that basically all day, except for stopping to eat and watch an occasional band. Unfortunately, Alex's boarding was cut short when she called it quits after pulling a Sonny Bono. Kottonmouth Kings got pummelled with snowballs, especially after the lead guy said "You pussies don't even know how to throw snowballs!" He was obviously too stupid to realize that he was saying "Please throw MANY snowballs at me... NOW!" I stopped to see Orgy for the third time - short but decent set. I thought Placebo sucked, since all their songs were exactly the same.
For Stabbing Westward, I turned in my board so i could mosh a bit. Excellent set, although people need to learn 1) don't crowd surf with ski/snowboard boots 2) to LOOK before pushing themselves up to surf - you can't ALL surf at once. Getting kicked in the head with a snowboarding boot sucks.
While attempting to leave the parking lot, we had a nice conversation with the van next to us, beginning with the guy showing us his nipple, then the girl mooning and flashing us. Next Cary held up a sheet of paper saying we had a dead body in the trunk. The guy held up a sheet saying that THEY had a dead hooker in the trunk. We carried on like this for about 15 minutes, after loosing a game of tic-tac-toe. Hopefully they'll join THE CULT.
After the snowjob, most of us went to see 8MM. That movie was WACK shit. I think I'll leave it at that. « replies »
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Post #5432 by #3 Ben at 02-28-1999 1:07 AM
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Hey Cheez.. there's this thing, it's called a "paragraph".
Invented, I dunno, 800 years ago? The idea is, instead of
having one bigass section, you can split it up, and actually
make it readable.. they even have an HTML tag for it: <P>
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Post #5433 by #4 b0b at 02-28-1999 1:07 AM
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A few extra points I'd like to make.
1. Snowboarding the first time is painful the next day
2. It was a girl that mooned/flashed us, not a guy.
3. If you see 8mm, you're better off forgetting it happened.
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Post #5445 by #258 Sarah Metz at 03-05-1999 12:00 AM
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no, no i am sorry, 8mm sucked. it was a shitty, fucked up, disgusting, disturbing, haunting, gross, horrible movie, and i cant believe i saw it.
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