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Castro!
Posted by #1 Cary C at 10-08-2001 7:29 PM
And now kiddies, I will entertain thee with the tales of a Castro, a great Castro, which occured at nacho Mama's in Baltimore.
It all began with the idea to eat dinner at Nacho Mama's. Harrison had recently brought up the idea, and after it failed once, due to only the bar being open, Harrison, Jesse, Craig, Nick and I returned for food. After eating our appetizer chips out of the Chevy hubcap, and making fun of the drunk frat boys who stumbled in, Harrison excused hiself to the restroom. Upon returning, he tells us that that frat boy jiggled the door open, even though it was locked, and stared at Hotrod. Hotrod, wang in hand, watched the guy eye him up and down then close the door and proclaim to his drunk friends "there's a guy in there." Of course we had to retaliate.
The best we could come up with off the bat was yelling things like, "I'm hungry for a big nut log" and things like that. We got no reaction. Next we broke up the blantant name calling with things like "Penis-Spy," and "Wang-looker." We still got no response. So we broke out the big guns. We put our creative minds together and came up with a plan. Nick took my pen and wrote on the outside of a napkin, "give this to the Frat boys at Table 3." On the inside of the napkin was written "Hey, want a better look? Call me at 1-900-I saw you look at my cock asshole." Upon leaving we asked the waitress to hand off the napkin for us, and she obliged. We went outside and stared through the window and watched as first the waitress read it, then handed it off to the Frat boys. After we were sure he opened it and had read it, we all had a good laugh, yelled "Castro!", gave each othe high fives, and ran back to the car laughing the whole way home.« replies »
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Post #6205 by #110 Maggie Kehnemuyi at 10-08-2001 9:47 PM
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cary, i am so glad that your college education is being put to good use.
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Post #6206 by #9 k-rad at 10-08-2001 10:22 PM
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crack. too much crack.
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Post #6207 by #12 Jono at 10-09-2001 1:14 PM
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why don't they put such breaking news like this on tv?
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Post #6209 by #10 Nick Hamlin at 10-09-2001 5:07 PM
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Ha, Castro all over their wang-looking raising momma's faces.
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Post #6210 by #1715 David Hamelink at 10-26-2001 10:34 AM
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Your story has inspired me greatly! I support the right to retaliate against those who would expose genetalia without proper consent.
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