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Bohager's buffoonery
Posted by #10 Nick Hamlin at 02-13-2002 12:52 PM
Harrison, Cary and I attended the Fat Tuesday festivities at Bohager's last night. Here's a recap of the highlights.
We determined that Bohager's totally sucks. The clientele sucks, the music sucks, and the alcohol is far too expensive. In addition, parking is harder to find than a virgin cheerleader.
There was much throwing of beads. I obtained one of these bead thingies and formulated a plan. There was a stage that college girls were dancing on, occasionally flashing the crowd. With the exception of one girl, it was pretty much a waste of time. This one girl I was paying particular attention to had the nicest breasts I've ever seen, and this sorta snakeskin looking tube top. I decided that if I bounced the beads off her forehead just right, I could piss her off enough to gain her attention. At that point, I would apologize, and ask her where she got her hair done, and go from there. So, I finished my Jack and coke, and let the beads fly.
They hit her square in the eye, and she stumbled backwards offstage, clutching her face.
After much laughing and hi-fivery, we finished throwing things and breathing recycled farts. We left the club, peed in some not-yet-installed manhole enclosures (basically a concrete porta-john) and went home.
We will only afford ourselves one more trip to Bohager's for the rest of our lives. The next time, we will come equipped with a digital camera, and flasks full of whiskey. Until then, Bohager's is officially a crap club, and you should avoid it at all costs.
-Rev. Nick« replies »
RE: Bohager's buffoonery
Post #6233 by #9 k-rad at 02-13-2002 1:33 PM
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ROFL
additional Bohager's buffoonery
Post #6234 by #1 Cary C at 02-13-2002 4:40 PM
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you forget the part where we spat on the floors and watched all the frat guys walk through it. Not to mention all the other countless girls we nailed with the beads. I got some chick square in the tit. Anyway, the place was crowded as fuck, and as Nick said, the clientele was not exactly what id call fun. Although there were many strage older guys there. One in particular we were yelling at about his face that looked like the moon. So we were yelling Ignignot and Er quotes at him. But i digress. All the buffoonery started when a short guy (who looked strangely like Craigs dad) walked by with a crown on, sticking stickers on young girls nipples. So i looked at Nick and said "check this out" then i turned toward the guy, and asked "so are you the king?" in my asshole voice. He laughed and said "yea." I then proceeded to ask him to sticker my nipples, while lifting up my shirt. He screamed and ran off, it was at this point we decided to be our cynical asshole selves and just have fun.
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