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netcult update!

Posted by #3 Ben G at 11-17-2005 6:21 PM

Netcult is no longer accepting new members.*

Note to anyone who wanted to join: There's nothing here. Absolutely nothing. Why do you keep applying? You're not missing anything. But you keep applying. Stop it. Go find your purpose in life elsewhere. We have nothing to offer you.

*At Cheezus's request, we will continue to offer new memberships for the low, low, yet still unreasonably high one time cost of $5. In return, we offer you nothing. You might get your name on the list, and maybe even a login, but we can't guarantee it. You'd basically be throwing your money away. The money wouldn't even go to a good cause. We'd probably spend it on DVDs or hard drives for our personal computers or something. We're nerds like that. If you're lucky, we'll spend it on food, and you can say you donated money to the hungry. But you can't write it off on your taxes. We're not a charity. If you really want to throw your money away, contact Rev. Ben, and he'll gladly take it from you.

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Post #7360 by #10 Nick Hamlin at 02-01-2006 9:59 AM
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Fucking yes!

  - re: netcult update! by #43 Will Miller
  - re: netcult update! by #10 Nick Hamlin
  - re: netcult update! by #3 Ben G
    - re: netcult update! by #1 Cary C
      - re: netcult update! by #3 Ben G
        - re: netcult update! by #10 Nick Hamlin

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