S.O.B.'s Disclaimer-Inducing Monologs!!!

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As I said, these are the main reason for the disclaimer. They were all written a couple years ago, and the personality who wrote them has gone into hiding, so I still don't quite know what the hell they're about. Something about some guy who keeps getting reincarnated and going back to hell or something... I don't know. They are, however, pretty funny, and probably worth reading. And if you figure out what they're about be sure to tell me.

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E-mail me if you want to reproduce these for any reason. A few people have actually used them for theater monologs; so if you want to scare your teachers and friends, feel free, just ask me first.